wahahahaha..blogging in bcomm class..so fun..hurmp, i dun wan talk to wendy liao. she talk to OTHER ppl, dun wan talk to me..wahahahahahahaha..i keep laughing in bcomm. v funny stuff. go read xf's blog v nice..aiya, i just copy over...
1. when a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and write a poem titled 'All Men Are Idiots'. then she will get on with her life. a man has a little more trouble letting go. 6 months after the break-up, at 3am on a sat night, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I will never forgive you, and I hate you, and you are a total floozy. But I want you to know there's always a chance for us." this is known as the 'I Hate You/I Love You' drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have made at least once.
2. to their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. they just chicken-scratch. women use scented, coloured stationary and they dot their 'i' with circles and hearts. women use ridiculously large loops in their 'p' and 'g'. it is a royal pain to read a note from a woman. even when she's dumping you, she'll put a smiley face at the end of the note.
3. when a man says he's ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out. when a woman says she's ready to go out, it means she will be ready to go out, as soon as she finds her other earring, finishes putting up her make-up...
4. if a woman is out driving and find herself in unfamiliar surroundings, she will stop at a petrol station and ask for directions. men consider this to be a sign of weakness. men will never stop and ask for directions. men will drive in a circle for hours, all the while saying things like, "Looks like I've found a new way to get there", and "I know I'm in the neighbourhood. I recognize that 7-11 store".
[now i noe why gor had to drive the whole of spore b4 reaching hm tt night...*shakes head*]
5. a successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. a successful woman is one who can find such a man.
6. men always want to be a woman's 1st love. women have a more subtle instinct-they like to be a man's last romance.
7. a woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her. a man will cherish the memory of the woman he didn't marry.
8. a woman has the last word in any argument. anything a man says after that is a beginning of a new argument.
9. only 2 things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. one is to let her think she's having her own way and the other is to let her have it.
10. if women knew what men were thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
funny..but, then again, i dun lyk sum parts..LOL..
i think, now what i really need is rest..even though there are lyk so many up coming events. wahhh!! have envoys stuff..i wan do interviews!! so fun!! then have ndp2008, service camp, then interesting LMs..even though i wan to do stuff, but, i guess there are also somethings that i need to learn to give up. its really hard you noe, to keep myself from being involved. i love having lots of events and activities, as long as i can fit it in schedule, and i have the time. But i guess, after these 3 weeks, getting fever twice, its hard not to influenced that i shld take my own health into consideration. always put other things before my own health. Its like somthing that i have never think about when i do things. I think about time, the outcomes, my other ccas, my studies, my family, my friends, but i almost never think about my own health. it's something i totally take forgranted larr..
and, as wad lao ma said, i can be abit of a workaholic. slogging out and forgetting about food, sleep and health. . . . but that's only if i start. if i dont, i m lyk super slack. i have no in-between. so oh wells..